me: i want love
also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways
xept the ugly part bc I’m a queen and so is everyone who reblogged this 👑
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This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe
ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE
AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them
^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT
Stop that’s fucking adorable
“This is my family! Is little… And broken… But still good. Yeah, still good.”
“Never speak to me or my giant daughter who can tear your face off again.”
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List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner
This is literally destroying my life.
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there’s a future version of me who’s proud I was strong enough
This is the thing I needed to hear today. Thank you.
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Steven Grasse author of Colonial Spirits: A Toast to Our Drunken History

Image: Reverend Michael Alan/Courtesy of Abrams Image
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raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away
first of all how dare you
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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
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This is a Jorunna Parva and they look like little sea bunnies. They’re actually a type of sea slug that’s related to nudibranchs. Who knew? And now that we know the basics, let us fall in love with their cuteness.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theater but in a laundry way*
this is my favorite post
i can’t not re blog this
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